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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
What do you like about McDonald's?
So they tried
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
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Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.